We don’t condone using dark powers to hurt anyone here at Divorcist, but in the spirit of this fun and spooky season, we came up with a few hexes. Get your candles and cauldron and join the fun!
Hippity dippity
Wigglety wine
Sorry skippidy
Those band t-shirts are mine!
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Thunder and lighting
Strong and wild
May your young new partner
Be mistaken for your child
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Tail of newt
Eye of frog
Honey,
I’m taking the dog!
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Women laughing
Besties cheering
Guess who has
A divorce hearing?
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On your house
I put a pox
Now you can wash
Your own damn socks
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Babys breath
Clipped fingernail
Give me my money b*tch
Or I’ll put in you jail
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Kitty ear and doggy tail
Gaslight me again
And your next date will fail
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Blazing stove and burning cinder
May we never meet again on Tinder
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I call on the treats
I summon the tricks
At no point in time did I ask for dick pics